What about Cheney??

Better yet, instead of the off topic chatter about Clinton's single student deferment lets look at the master:

Lets talk about Chicken Dick Cheney and his heroic efforts to support the boys overseas.

Chicken Dick Cheney found out that his first student deferment was so fun that he got a second one, and a third, and a forth.

It was such a joyous time that Cheney racked up two convictions for drunk driving.

Alas, all good things come to an end. Cheney found himself about to be ineligible for anymore student deferments.

Things must have looked bleak to the boozing party animal in those last protected - defered - days.

Then, suddenly, all of Chicken Dick Cheney's prayers were answered. The government had come out with a new paternity deferment for fathers and expecting fathers.

Yep, you guessed it. Cheney put the fat to the fire--the meat in motion-- and shazzam, Cheney quickly found himself eligible for the paternity deferment.

It must have been such sweet irony to him that while so many young men felt they had been screwed into going to Viet Nam, Dick Cheney had gotten screwed to stay out.